sexual preferences
For many men sex now and then is not enough. In contrast, though, most women know that "no" means "no" and less is more and fast is slow, and if not now she'll tell him when the action can begin again.
hide and go seek
Maybe soul does not exist. Or maybe it's where you haven't looked, or where you looked and didn't find it.
burning monsters
People wonder why God does or does not appear in material form. What material form would be appropriate? A burning bush? A Pillar of Light. A multi-armed monster? God is all forms, so there is no specific form that would be appropriate for God to wear.
spirit chickens
You find roast chicken in the Mansion of Matter. You find a recipe for roasting chicken in the Mansion of Mind.
good taste, good hands
The two main things an artist needs are good taste to locate and/or formulate the aesthetic, and good hands to craft a translation of the aesthetic from private to public reality.
one more uncertainty principle for the road
The more time you waste, the less energetic you are. The more energy you have, the less time it takes you to do stuff.
yet another uncertainty principle
The more you know about who you are, the less you know about what you're doing
another uncertainty principle
the more you know about where you’re going, the less you know about where you are
pukeworthy
The acid reflux in my chest burns like the very fires of hell. No more beer for you young man!
unspeakability
Timothy Fartsucker was at a loss for words, which was hardly surprising given his ontology (pet rock).
absolutely relative, relatively absolute
Nothing matters. And absolute nothing-matters-ness absolutely doesn't matter. (Apologies to Lord Acton)